Posted on Monday, 14 May

This. Is. My. Life.

Posted on Monday, 14 May

I love the smell of puns in the morning.

kinda long but awesome

Posted on Thursday, 3 May

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Posted on Wednesday, 2 May

lampsarepeople2:

i just snorted omg

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Posted on Wednesday, 2 May

cosmicate:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

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Posted on Wednesday, 2 May

kristinnoeline:

jennyowenyoungs:

bessblog:

IT’S A VIDEO!

My new video for Math and Science is done and you can watch it right here right NOW (!!!). The video follows an inquisitive android (model MS200 Deluxe Edition) who is on a mission to study and understand the human love. I’ve had this idea bouncing around in my head for so long and it’s amazing to see it actually come to life. Kristen Winter did a stellar job directing, filming and editing, and Deborah Lopez’s hair and make-up skills kicked some serious ass. (Many more props are due and can be found below.)

HELP SPREAD THE WORD + WIN A FREE T-SHIRT!

  Would you like to own this Math and Science Heart Rate t-shirt (designed by Allison Weiss)? If so, all you have to do is reblog this post and you will enter the t-shirt contest. I’ll pick a winner after 48 hours. IT COULD BE YOU.

also you can…

DOWNLOAD THE SONG FOR FREE!

AND last but not least, my android protagonist has a tumblr so you can track her progress on the study of human love and of course ask her dating advice!

http://bess-bot.tumblr.com/ask

Thanks so much to everyone involved with this video and for everyone who watches it, laughs, and shares it with a friend. You rock.

NICE ONE. 

AHHH THIS IS THE BEST!!!! Or should I say, the BessssssT.

Posted on Saturday, 21 April

fuckyeahdementia:

what can i say? it’s science!

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Posted on Saturday, 21 April

charliexxx:tyleroakley:odair:

omfg press alt+the reblog button

praise god bless jesus hallelu

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

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coverwhatyoucan:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ;D

Posted on Saturday, 21 April

coverwhatyoucan:

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ;D

pickup lines for old people

Posted on Tuesday, 17 April

old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up